Kristie
So! My big bang is due on the 18th, BUT MY LOVELY BETA WOMAN IS BUSY, and while that is FINE, I was wondering if anybody else has the time/initiative to look over it before the 18th and tell me if there are any huge gaping plot holes? Grammar beta not necessary, it's short notice and all~ I just want somebody to tell me it all makes sense, lol.
 
 
Current Music: justin bieber: somebody to love
 
 
Kristie
me: PORN INDUSTRY.
STARTER ROUND.
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.

Kayla: OH GOD. NOW I'M THINKING OF OUR VARIOUS FICS BEING TURNED INTO CHEESY PORN FLICKS.

me: LOLOLOLOLOL
PORN EDITIONS
COUNTDOWN
WITH LOTS OF SEX
LIKE
THE COUNTDOWN ISN'T HIS WATCH
IT'S HIS ~PENIS~
AND HE HAS TO
HAVE SEX WITH YOU
TO KNOW IF YOU'RE THE ONE
BUT ARCHIE REFUSES TO HAVE SEX, SO THEY JUST CUDDLE, AND COOK IS LIKE, "BUT ARE YOU THE ONE"
And then they sleep together JUST TO BE TOGETHER at the end.
I imagine there is a blowjob scene though.
In the middleish.
And he must fuck Kimberly, eep. Probably Kris too. You know there's a Carly/Johns scene and a Neal/Andy scene.
Brooke probably shows lots of cleavage at the clinic.

Kayla: OH MY GOD. I CAN'T EVEN. NO. NOW ALL THE SCENES THAT I WROTE ABOUT ARCHIE STARING AT COOK'S "TIMER" JUST BECAME SO VERY TAINTED IN MY MIND.

me: lmao
LMAO
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
 
 
Kristie
31 July 2011 @ 02:03 pm
Live Journal, never do that to me again. OR I WILL, I DON'T KNOW, LEAVE YOU FOR DREAMWIDTH. AGAIN.

But things happened during the mini-vacation, mostly the fact that I am *obsessed* with Marvel Comics. With Ironman, Captain America, Thor, Spiderman, The Avengers, Young Avengers. I ship Steve/Tony (Ironman/Captain America), Hank/Jan (Ant-Man/Wasp), Thor/Himself, and Teddy/Billy (Hulkling/Wiccan). I love Tony, oh my God, that man. He's a walking angst factory, and I love him. He has a horribly sad childhood, freakishly terrible guilt-complexes, a horrible sense of self-value, and an amazing fanboy crush on Captain America. Thor is so self-absorbed and loyal to his friends it is crazy, I love him to death, but oddly, don't ship him with anyone. Spiderman is amazing in fandom. I don't much care for the movies or comics, but oh God, he's so cute in the Avengers fic, I just. Awwww. Teddy and Billy are canon, adorable, get through their issues by cuddling. Idek, I have no words for that. So cute, so cute, so cute. Ugh, and Tommy. <3 And of course, there's X-Men, but I have always loved that.

Here, have pictures:

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Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: glee: bad romance
 
 
Kristie
I think I've been having too many late-night chats with Pri. I've started dreaming REALLY INVOLVED things involving JUST HER. Like, my dream last night? I was spending the night at her house, and we were in the basement, playing barbies or whatever, and we could overhear her Dad and an Uncle, I think, talking about taking us shopping, but they'd only buy things we really needed, like educational books.

And then it divulged into her having an arranged marriage with a spider, BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT. I woke up after I squished it and she was really mad at me anyway. (BUT YOU CAN'T NOT SQUISH SPIDERS, OMG.)
 
 
Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Current Music: shinedown: the dream
 
 
Kristie
15 July 2011 @ 04:34 pm
Hey hey guys! If you have a last.fm, friend me! :D I want to see if our musical tastes are ~compatible.

1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. List (and upload) 5 songs you love that begin with that letter.
3. Post them to your journal with these instructions.


Meme from asweetdownfall who gave me the letter Y.

1. You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
2. You Found Me - the Fray
3. You Raise Me Up - Josh Groban
4. You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This - Toby Keith
5. Your Man - Josh Turner

Extras:
6. You're the Voice - David Archuleta
7. You Give Love A Bad Name - Blake Lewis


So Harry Potter was magical. All you really need to know, I think, because I'm sure you'll all go see it soon.

JLASHFAJFH I CRIED AT LEAST THREE TIMES. AND THAT POOR FUCKING DRAGON. AND RON/HERMIONE KISSING. AND SNAPE CRYING. YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHER'S EYES. NEVILLE THAT BAMF. LUNA'S "HARRY POTTER YOU WILL STOP AND LISTEN TO ME RIGHT THIS MINUTE". DRACO DAMN YOU WHY DO I LOVE YOU YOU ALWAYS HURT ME EMOTIONALLY. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED OH MY GOD SO MUCH SOBBING. REMUS AND TONKS "ALMOST" TOUCHING HANDS. INVISIBLE TEDDY. MY EMOTIONS ARE SO PAINFUL.

I feel like it ended too quickly.

/sobbing

that "19 years later" was so much better than the books, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY 'CAUSE IT WAS BASICALLY THE SAME. Ginny is gorgeous when she's middle-aged. Hermione looked the same. RON WITH A BEER FIREWHISKY BELLY. DRACO'S RESIDING HAIRLINE, LMAO. I'M SO SORRY, TOM FELTON.
 
 
Current Mood: pensivepensive
Current Music: allison iraheta: trouble is
 
 
Kristie
15 July 2011 @ 02:43 am


OH MY GOD.

HARRY POTTER IS FOREVER AMAZING. ETC.

GOODNIGHT.

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Kristie
14 July 2011 @ 08:59 pm

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART TWO IN THREE HOURS. OH MY GOD. *sobs*

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Kristie
06 July 2011 @ 12:49 pm
Okay, seriously. So yesterday my dog got out, right? (Stupid dog is impossible to catch, I swear.) Well, like an hour later I saw a little girl grab him. I was putting on a sweatshirt so I could go outside and be like, "He's mine! Thanks!" but by the time I got dressed she was ~gone. So I assumed she took him home to be like, "Mama, mama, I found a puppy!" (I have done this several times in my life...) and that the mom would no doubt bring the dog back to the address on his collar.

OKAY IT'S BEEN A WHOLE DAY, INCLUDING OVERNIGHT. WHERE THE HELL IS MY DOG, LITTLE GIRL. Harumph.
 
 
Kristie
This morning, when my David Cook CD was still not in my mailbox:



Half-an-hour ago, when UPS showed up at the door:



Two minutes after that:



While listening to This Quiet Night:



Now:

 
 
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Current Music: david cook: let me fall for you
 
 
Kristie
11 June 2011 @ 12:51 am
because fieryrogue wanted to know what i say when i talk about her:


soverignthorn: Well, how are you tonight? Did you just get home from work?
Sent at 12:13 AM on Saturday
aohatsu: Yep!
I WANT TO DISCUSS A FIC WITH YOU
BECAUSE IT'S AN EPIC FIC
BUT fieryrogue HASN'T ACTUALLY WRITTEN IT YET
AND SO I CAN'T
AND IT'S CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN
I THINK THERE ARE ULCER'S INVOLVED
You can get ulcer's from stress and keeping secrets and not talking about something you're dying to talk about, right?
soverignthorn: Lol, perhaps? It's that epic, huh? :D
aohatsu: askfhasf ugggggh
soverignthorn: I'll take that as a yes!
aohatsu: my ovaries explode just from the idea of it
soverignthorn: nnnnnnng, why must you tell me this? now i want to knoooooow
aohatsu: WHY MUST I BE FORCED TO KEEP THE EPIC A SECRET AT ALL?
IT'S BITTERSWEET.
soverignthorn: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
DARN.
aohatsu: OMG DO YOU HAVE SECRET FICS?
soverignthorn: LOL NO. I'M PRETTY SURE I TELL YOU EVERYTIME I GET AN IDEA :/
WHEN DID YOU LEARN OF THIS EPIC SECRET FIC?
aohatsu: ... THAT'S SUCH A LONG STORY.
BUT
A WHILE AGO
SOMETHING HAPPENED
AND I FELL A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE
OKAY A LOT A BIT IN LOVE
AND I BUGGED fieryrogue A LOT
AND THEN GOT MORE OF MY LOVE
AND THEN EPIC IDEA HAPPENED
AND I BUGGED HER MORE
AND THEN AWESOME HAPPENED
AND THEN EPIC IDEA EXPANDED
AND LAST NIGHT
EPIC IDEA BEGAN GETTING WRITTEN
AND NOW
I'M JUST THAT CRAZY LADY WHO NEEDS HER FIX
AND fieryrogue IS NOT ONLINE
soverignthorn: AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT TO ME
AND GETTING ME ALL EXCITED
aohatsu: YOU SHOULD BE.
This fic she's writing? asfakfhasfka unf.
lmao
soverignthorn: nng, info. need it. maybe a little hint? :P
aohatsu: D: omg. um. hint. non-hinty-hint. um. okay, i won't tell you what it is, but i will tell you the genre!
COLLEGE AU
BUT EPIC COLLEGE AU
AND THE MAJOR QUESTION WE'VE BEEN ASKING OURSELVES IS WTF HOW DID IT BECOME COLLEGE AU?
soverignthorn: XD
FIC TURNING INTO SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T EXPECT - WE SHOULD ALL BE USED TO THAT BY NOW, YEAH?
aohatsu: lol ikr?
I think she blames me.
Which is fair.
:D
soverignthorn: Lol, I believe that.
aohatsu: <3 <3 <3